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[14 Apr 2010|01:33am] |
I have a certain set of rules that I live by.
1. Don't plan on doing more than one thing at a time. Multi-tasking is a nasty habit and no one actually benefits from it. Keep your focus and you'll do great.
2. Stay alert. These days, you never know what's going to come around the corner and it's better to die young from the stress of keeping yourself safe than dying young from being a total wanker. The Darwin awards are real mates.
3. Always make sure you've got the respect of the right people. You can't get anywhere with just money, you need to status, power, and above all, respect.
4. Don't trust women who seem too good to be true. Chances are, they aren't true.
5. Breathe now, eat later. Let me tell you something, "choked on a turkey sandwich" is not what I want in my obituary. Take your time with your food, it's still going to be there in after you've taken a breathe. Never bite off more than you can swallow quickly.
6. The Customer is always right. You'd be surprised at the kind of free crap you get when you throw a temper tantrum in the middle of a mall.
7. Final and most important. Don't mention other creatures unless you're certain you know that the person you're interacting with is not one of those.
These rules work for me, and they've gotten me as far as I've come. You've got a problem with it? Don't bother me about it, these are my rules, not yours.
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